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Song Parodies -> "The Lonely Raccoon"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Lonely Raccoon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You may have noticed a deluge of Beatles parodies latly. I'm not behind them.....except for this one.....and maybe a few others soon! Hats off to that guy who parodied Revolution 9.This is another tribute to my lack of a girlfriend....just like Girl's Affection!
I, am one of those lonely people
I, am one of those lonely people
He's Ra'akone, looking in vain for the beutiful girl of his dreams,
loneliness screams,
But look at their fingers,
More golden rings than in Sonic the Hedgehog it's true,
So what do I do?

All the lonely people
I am one of them!
The lonely raccoon,
Yes that's who I am!

That lovely lady, floating above the sidewalk and just beyond reach,
What does this teach?
There is but no hope, all my attempts will just blow up in my face,
I feel out of place

All the lonely people
I am one of them!
The lonely raccoon,
Yes that's who I am!

I, am one of those lonely people!
I, am one of those lonely people!

Le Ra'akone, Suffers from shyness so has problems with any girl,
it might make you hurl!
Those pretty women, there might be a hope but I shouldn't pour champagne to soon,
They're gone by noon!

The lonely raccoon,
sorrow is what snows,
But like those British insects,
Tommorow Never knows!
This Parody Copyright 2003 Le Ra'akone. The original was NOT copyright in 2003, and NOT by Le Ra'akone.

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Adagio - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it a lot!! Good job!
Diva - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work on your parody.
Connor Banjoper - April 28, 2023 - Report this comment
I saw "Eleanor Rigby" and thought this was going to be about Rigby from Regular Show, but then I saw comments from 2003 (and RS aired in 2010).

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