Song Parodies -> "Happiness is a Banned Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

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"Happiness is a Banned Gun"

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The Lyrics

This song is in response to the Obama Administration trying to do an end run around the 2nd Amendment via the proposed UN Arms Trade Treaty. I'm not really a big 2nd Amendment conservative, but I'm not too keen on attempts to subvert the Supreme Law of the Land. Besides, how often do you get the opportunity to submit a song with the phrase "Obama Superior grabs your guns"

He's not a pres who respects us much
Do do do do do dah .. Oh yeah

He's well acquainted with getting around the laws of the land
Like a snake with the name Hussein

Man at the podium with the shiny teleprompters
Working the latest ruse

Lying with his eyes while the UN's busy
Overriding laws

There's no confession from the AG
As he stonewalls and erodes
The national trust

I need a drink cause the sh*t's goin' down
Into the abyss with these lawless clowns
I need a drink cause the sh*t's goin' down

Obama Superior grabs the guns
Obama Superior grabs the guns
Obama Superior grabs the guns
Obama Superior grabs your guns
Obama Superior grabs your guns
Obama Superior grabs your guns

Happiness is a banned gun (Ban ban , sue sue)
Happiness is a banned gun (Ban ban, sue sue)
When I have them all disarmed
When I pry them from the fingers of those Clingers
I know no one can stand in my way

Happiness is a banned gun .. yes, we can (Ban ban, sue sue)
Happiness is a banned gun .. yes, we can (Ban ban, sue sue)
Happiness is a banned .. yes, we can ... gu-u-u-u-n
Well don't you know happiness is a banned gun, Clingers

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Porfle Popnecker - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment

I got a bang out of this one.

Callmelennie - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Porfle. I don't know if this is one of my all time best lyrical efforts .. but you can certainly dance to it ;-D

Brock O'Brahma - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment

And if you refuse to dance, pardner, my six shooter can make you dance! Seriously, someone needs to ask Obama why he supports rape (see how easy it is to turn lib tactics around and use it against 'em). The more women who arm themselves and take conceal/carry classes, the fewer rapists we'll have breathing.

Rob Arndt - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment

I love gun topics, so 555!!! Been meaning to do a parody using the MP-7, MG-4, and Rheinmetall plasma rifle under development... but haven't got around to it. Btw CML, ANY OS title with love can be substituted with either blood or guns ;-D

Meriadoc - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment

It's a conspiracy - first guns will be banned then gum will be banned! Remember, you heard it here first...

Patrick - July 16, 2012 - Report this comment

The Founders would never have imagined that the Constitution could be amended via a treaty with a foreign state or entity. In fact, I've never heard anyone but the John Birch Society and the National Rifle Association expound this theory. Even the far left, as far as I know, does not make this claim. From what I read, treaties are made "under" the Constitution. A treaty in conflict is unconstitutional, not an amendment.

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