Jesus, don't make it wrong
Take a soft shell and add some cheddar
Remember, the lettuce needs to be chopped
Then add a drop of sauce from hot peppers

Jesus, don't be afraid
To add tomatoes to make it redder
Remember, some lettuce goes on the top
But then don't stop, add some more chedder

'Cause when I want something to eat, Jesus, I think
Outside the bun, for just a dollar
But some may say that I'm a fool, 'cause when I'm through
I run to the loo, not for the border

Jesus, don't let me down
Add some ground beef, then salt and pepper
Remember, the letter grade for the beef
Shouldn't be D. Also, more cheddar!

It needs an ounce of sour cream, make it supreme!
Are you wrapping it up? Please don't ignore me
Don't you know that it's not through, Jesus, don't move
I still need to place another order

Jesus, don't make no dip
'Cause corn chips taste a whole lot better
Whenever you drench 'em in loads of cheese
That's why you need to melt some cheddar
Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar, oh!

Na-na-na, na-na-na-na, na-chos, Jesus!