Song Parodies -> Home Behind the Comet

Original Song Title:

"Octopus's Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Home Behind the Comet"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

Remember 1997... and the Heaven's Gate suicide cult... the group that looked forward to an afterlife behind the Hale-Bopp comet, along with their leader, Doe? This one was written for them...
I'd like to go
Beyond the glow
In a home behind the comet in the sky
I'll walk the halls
Without my balls
In my home behind the comet in the sky

I'd ask my friends, all thirty-eight
To go there with me, it will be great
I'd like to go
Beyond the glow
In the home behind the comet in the sky

Above the clouds
In purple shrouds
Wearing our Nikes on our feet
We will see stars
Venus and Mars
In our home behind the comet, what a treat

They said our trip would be a flop
But we'll Hale-Bopp until we drop
I'd like to go
Beyond the glow
In the home behind the comet in the sky

We would pray
Most of the day
And wonder what happened to our brains
You poke fun
But we have just begun
Knowing we're happy and insane

We would be well hidden, you and me
So much there the telescope won't show
I'd like to go
Beyond the glow
In a home beyond the comet with Doe
In a home beyond the comet with Doe
In a home beyond the comet with Doe
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Arthur - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I think we're all striving for "Happy and insane" And you help!

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