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Song Parodies -> "As Mjolnir Flies"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"As Mjolnir Flies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My tribute to Thor's hammer-Mjolnir (MYOL-NEER) which means "Grinder" as forged by the dwarf Eitri after a bet by Loki against the craftmanship of the roval Sons of Ivaldi. Fearing loss of bet, he causes the bellows of the forge to come to a halt which produces a smaller handle for the warhammer. Nonetheless, Odin is pleased and hands the hammer down to his son Thor who must earn the right to wield it. It cannot be lifted by anyone unworthy and can command and manipulate the elements as well as the forces of the cosmos. When not being used in war, the hammer transforms into Blake's walking stick. But one thing it cannot do even with Asgardian Uru metal- it cannot make a dent in Cap's Adamantium/Vibranium shield which is indestructable as well. Thor's hammer always returns to him as does Cap's shield (thanks to Stark Industries elemag upgrade)! The inscription on the hammer reads: "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
Loki connives
Loki connives

Eitri's pride
Eitri's pride

At Blake's side
As a guide
Thor's war cry
Mjolnir flies

Watch as forces collide!

[Uru metal denied, Cap's shield strength survives]
http://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/thor-is-chris-hemsworth-in-the-avengers.jpg

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