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Song Parodies -> "Sun Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sun Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Scientist Phineas Horton created the original Human Torch which was a sentient android. But upon unveiling, oxygen caused combustion and the citizens of NY panicked. Fires spread and the Human Torch was embedded in a block of concrete which fractured and let air in, so the Human Torch escaped. He then redeemed himself by fighting Namor, the Sub-Mariner and eventually joined-up with Captain America to fight against the Nazis, convincing Namor to do the same. Operating as Jim Hammond, he later took an interest in a young man that had lost his parents and was working in a circus as Flame Boy (a mutation caused by exposure to radiation). He became Toro and was the Torch's sidekick until he had to return home to take care of his ailing foster mother. That's when Jim took an interest in his secretary Mary Mitchell who took Toro's place as his sidekick for a time. She was called Sun Girl and had no special powers other than a mastery of martial arts. Yet she fought many a battle with the Torch and they fell in love. She didn't care that he was an android at all. Later, Toro returned and Sun Girl faded, but she remained close to Jim. The original Human Torch has no connection to the Fantastic Four...
Phineas Horton made you
An android with strong skills
Turned “Human Torch” was no crime
I am your sidekick, Sun Girl

Jim Hammond, I still love you
Despite your fiery flame
Your synthetics never mattered
‘Cause you cared for me the same

Into battle we fought together
Master of martial-arts
Facing monstrous evil terror
We forced them to depart

And when returned young Toro
I never felt despair
Forever my flaming hero
You know I’ll always be near you
Fighting passion against villainy
I’m Mary Mitchell
Sun Girl

Love you now and forever
Your loving Golden Girl…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Sun_Girl_no.1_-_August_1948.jpg

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