Song Parodies -> "Giant Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"Giant Girl"

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The Lyrics

Janet Van Dyne as Wasp was killed in the real world, but in the Marvel continuem she lives on as Giant Girl who is fitted with a Pym-particle energized suit that allows her to grow hundreds of feet tall. She is part of the Avengers and her size comes in handy when fighting the bad guys- just short of the Hulk and w/o the anger issues!!! She emits the same bio-energy beams that Wasp had...

I’ve finally outgrew you
The Wasp on earth was killed
But in this alternate continuem
In this new suit-Giant Girl

From mere insect size I grew
Still had Avenger fame
It seems that SIZE really matters
And yet I feel the same

Can grow taller than a high tower
Can tear buildings apart
Love to fight with the Avengers
Always love to do my part

Hundreds of feet I can grow
My presence fills the air
Alien ships, I can swat you
As for robots, I can stomp you
Bio-energy is contained in me
Fighting is a thrill
Giant Girl

I weigh hundreds of tons, so
Bring it on, agents of evil!!!

I am
... Giant Girl

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