Song Parodies -> "Hiccups and Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Sun"

Original Performer:

"Hiccups and Guns"

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The Lyrics

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Hiccups and guns, doo dun doo doo
Hiccups and guns, and I say
A bad pair

Little warning--I've had the hiccups since this morning
Little warning--and with my aim they interfere

Hiccups and guns, doo dun doo doo
Hiccups and guns, and I say
Don't stand there

Little warning--my style is cramped by all this shaking
Little warning--I shot a cow on my way here

Hiccups and guns, doo dun doo doo
Hiccups and guns, and I say
They part hair

Guns, guns, guns, hiccups
Fun, fun, fun, it's not
Guns, guns, guns, hiccups
Run, run, run, get shot
Guns, guns, guns, hiccups

Little warning--a hail of slugs my gun is pelting
Little warning--the target's jerking everywhere

Hiccups and guns, doo dun doo doo
Hiccups and guns, and I say
They don't spare

Hiccups and guns, doo dun doo doo
Hiccups and guns, and I say
A bad pair
Don't stand there

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Barry J. Mitchel - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

You made this a laughing "scatter"! Must have been firing a "burp gun." ;^)

Rob Arndt - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Porfle, full-auto with a AK will cure you of hiccups! 555! Also @Barry- the original "Burp Gun" was the WW2 Soviet PPSh-41 SMG which was called that because the blowback made it sound like a belch when it was fired!

Porfle Popnecker - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

(BURP) Cool!

Callmelennie - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Because my phrenic nerve spazzed, my aim is bad ... oaaaah ... Because. My phrenic. Spazzed!

Patrick - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Funny image. I think I'll stay home on my range.

Porfle Popnecker - June 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Lennie--that's my problem, I have a schizo phrenic. Patrick--good thinking!

Calmelennie - June 09, 2012 - Report this comment

You do understand that it is irritation of the phrenic or vagus nerve in your diaphram that causes hiccups, do you not, Porfle. Course you did. So, you gonna finish off with a little "Golden Slumbers - Carry That Weight -The End?"

Porfle Popnecker - June 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Of course, I read all about phrenic and vagus nerves on back of a box of Cocoa Puffs when I was about six! I already did a crappy (literally) parody of the last medley awhile back but it's not something I'm proud of so I may try again.

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