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Song Parodies -> "Fun King/ Clean Little Buster/ Jellybean Jan"

Original Song Title:

"Sun King/ Mean Mr. Mustard/ Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fun King/ Clean Little Buster/ Jellybean Jan"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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Kind of working backwards on this medley--I did a parody of "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window" yesterday so I stuck it at the end of these three songs where it belongs.

Beer runs to Fun King
Spending money's draining
Consciousness is waning
Beer runs to Fun King

Danny Bonaduce is a moron with a sissy baritone
Monica Bellucci is a storey taller than Sly Stallone
Quentin Tarantino, says Travolta, loves the feet of Sharon Stone

Clean little Buster leads dinner pray
Bathes every day, tryin' to stay proper
Sleeps in his Smurf underoos
Never gonna try any booze
Keeps a pic of Mom in his shoes
He's so well-behaved
He's so well-behaved

His sister Jan's an ugly slob
Chased by a mob, she's a pariah
Hangs him off the roof by his heels
Just to let him know how it feels
Makes him sell the stuff that she steals
When she's diggin' up graves
Diggin' up graves

Well, have you seen Jellybean Jan
She looks a little like Yosemite Sam
When testifying in church, they call her Reverend Lurch
But she won't be giving a damn
Yeah yeah yeah

Makes the most of having hunchback and quills
She's roly-poly when she's rolling down hills
Well, she's the kind of a frump who'd be at home in a swamp
And it appears she may be growing some gills
Yeah yeah yeah

She's gaining weight!
Oh, cook out!

She cable-chewed my last Nintendo
Electrified and nearly doomed
And now she's stricken dumb and slumbers
'Neath the tanks in my rumpus room

How could anybody sell her
How could any disagree
One day isn't only one way
You say oh, it's only me

She ate a tin of sex enhancer
Enough for fifteen chubs a day
Around the room she flew like Prancer
I was due, so I ran away

And so I got a leased apartment
And let myself become a slob
I heard she wound up in a belfry
Teaching bats how to weave and bob

How could anybody sell her
How could anyone but me
One say all alone is fun way
Two say oh, I know ennui, oh yeah

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Glen S - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Another appearance of 'cable-chewed' for good measure :c]. Well done throughout Porf. Solid pacing and rhyme scheme as usual, and especially liked 'Sleeps in his Smurf underoos', 'his heels/it feels/she steals' and 'Jellybean Jan/Yosemite Sam'.
Callmelennie - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
You can definitetly have a lot of fun with the Italian stanza from "Sun King" You can say virtually anything and it comes out hilarious
Porfle Popnecker - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I think even Howard Stern would approve of this!!! 555! Btw Porfle, been slowly readin' your secret blog and it's kinda creepy. Please tell me that the creepy lookin' kid isn't a pic of you when younger! As Wallace would say on LITB, "Sorry for givin' you the business"...
Porfle Popnecker - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob! No that's not really me, that's my "Alfred E. Neuman"-type surrogate.
Rob Arndt - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks also for the triple song idea- I converted it over to a single Marvel story for tomorrow ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - June 07, 2012 - Report this comment
That sounds interesting.

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