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Song Parodies -> "Instant Travel"

Original Song Title:

"Savoy Truffle"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Instant Travel"

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The Lyrics

Nightcrawler is DA BOMB! Easily my favorite X-Men, by far!
Verse 1: Screw Wolverine! And Colossus!
His claws are weak
He’s slow as molasses
Cuz Nightcrawler’s best
Yes, you know that it’s true
Cuz you know he goes faster than light
Using his instant travel

Verse 2: Son of Mystique
That’s not discussed
His tail is a spade plus he’s agile and just
Azazel’s spawn, except he’s not red but blue
But he teleports just like his dad
With his instant travel

Verse 3: His mother cast him out
When the hounds pursued
That baby just fell straight down
His dad jumped in and rescued his head
Then he left him alone
Became a clown!

He’ll have to have acrobatics
Besides his instant travel

Bridge: He’s there as fast as he can think
Whether it is Moscow or Eiffel Tower
Like magic abra kadabra
Cuz he can be there in a blink

Verse 4: There, then not seen
In puffs of dust
Joined X-Men team so to gain human’s trust
A hero worth praise
Wish he had his own shoes
And he’ll try to save the world from death
Using his instant travel
Yes he’ll try to save the world from death
Using his instant travel
June 1, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT :)!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Matthias - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Very cool tribute to one of the best X-Men! Kind of like The Flash but even better because The Flash has to run Nightcrawler can just think his way there.
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Instant 5s!
Glen S - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent work to one of my first and favorite characters, Blayde. One of my other favorites is Colossus, so I take slight exception to the first line, but you nailed it. Excellent work, again.
Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Love the X-Men, but don't know all of their mutations (pun intended)- 555!!!

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