Song Parodies -> "Epic Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"Epic Kill"

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The Lyrics

Epic Kill is a new comic about a 18 yr old girl named Song who is a trained assassin out to kill the President of the United States. He has ordered everone from hitmen, to cops, to military, and covert forces to stop her but she pursues aggressively. Will she succeed? She has been trained to slow down time, has lightning-fast reflexes, knows how to kill with any weapon including her body, and can use any vehicle at will...

A concussion to my head
Thought come and go at will
Seems I’m wanted for many crimes
I must follow-through, epic kill

For if I ever catch you
In this cat-and-mouse game
Nothing you can say will matter
My mission: blow out your brains!

Pursue you until it is over
Hit men I tear apart
Cops and military together
Dodging bullets is my art

Slowing time, lightning speed, we’re worlds apart

And when at last I find you
Assassin Song is there
Your power, I do not fear you
I’m close enough to get near you
One day an end comes to your Presidency
By my hand and will
Epic kill

[“She represents a clear and present danger to the United States. Use all measures, terminate her at once, no expense spared. Execute with extreme prejudice.“]

~ President of the United States

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