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Song Parodies -> "Locked In The Arkham Nut House"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The USSR"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Locked In The Arkham Nut House"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Yet another song for the "Superhero Album". This is one I've been working on since the beginning... A Beatles song that's hard to parody? That's like a sorority girl that's hard to get drunk. Still it took me a few days to nail this one out.
Oh
All these villains’ minds are tweaked
Since Batman beat
Them into a bloody pulp
They’re insane with revenge plans to go delete
Bruce Wayne from his money vault
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
The Joker’s dolled up like a clown, Yikes!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House!!!
Security’s dumb because they all escape
Want Gotham to be their own
Hard to fight Ra’s A Ghul cause the man won’t age
Working to regain that throne
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Watch as Poison Ivy’s mean sprouts bite
Locked up in Arkham
Locked up in Arkham
Locked in the Arkham Nut House!!!
Harley Quinn’s mallet will knock teeth out
With Joker on her mind
Catwoman’s whip makes you scream and shout
Hurts worse than all her damn feli-li-li-li-li-lines!!!!
“Yo! Watch out!”
Yeah they’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Penguin’s umbrella will plow you!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House
Heard that Mr. Freeze told you to “Chill Out”
While at you he shoots ice
With Scarecrow’s gas that spreads nightmare clouds
See zombies or some killer mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mice!!!!
Yo!
When you see that Two Face villain
You’ll cringe “Ouch”
Flips a coin to be a threat
Try to figure Riddler’s tricky questions out
“What will dry when it gets wet?”
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Clayface can look like your spouse, Yuck!!!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House
Oh
They’re out to drive you Batty
Watch your back!
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Soon they’re free
Now locked in the Arkham Nut House
Ha Ha!!!
All these villains’ minds are tweaked
Since Batman beat
Them into a bloody pulp
They’re insane with revenge plans to go delete
Bruce Wayne from his money vault
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
The Joker’s dolled up like a clown, Yikes!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House!!!
Security’s dumb because they all escape
Want Gotham to be their own
Hard to fight Ra’s A Ghul cause the man won’t age
Working to regain that throne
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Watch as Poison Ivy’s mean sprouts bite
Locked up in Arkham
Locked up in Arkham
Locked in the Arkham Nut House!!!
Harley Quinn’s mallet will knock teeth out
With Joker on her mind
Catwoman’s whip makes you scream and shout
Hurts worse than all her damn feli-li-li-li-li-lines!!!!
“Yo! Watch out!”
Yeah they’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Penguin’s umbrella will plow you!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House
Heard that Mr. Freeze told you to “Chill Out”
While at you he shoots ice
With Scarecrow’s gas that spreads nightmare clouds
See zombies or some killer mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mice!!!!
Yo!
When you see that Two Face villain
You’ll cringe “Ouch”
Flips a coin to be a threat
Try to figure Riddler’s tricky questions out
“What will dry when it gets wet?”
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Clayface can look like your spouse, Yuck!!!
Locked in the Arkham Nut House
Oh
They’re out to drive you Batty
Watch your back!
They’re locked in the Arkham Nut House
Soon they’re free
Now locked in the Arkham Nut House
Ha Ha!!!
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Matthias, I thought you were gonna do Superman??? Anyway, 555 for another great Superhero parody!
Rob: I already did Superman! Yesterday! And you commented on it: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles3045.shtml
Great fun with all the super-villains!
Matthias, with all the superheroes and villains lately, who's left to parody?
There's a bunch left to parody... The only Avengers that have been done are: Hulk and Hawkeye... Of the Justice League we have Superman, Batman, The Flash, and Plastic Man. We also have a couple group X-Men parodies and one for Wolverine and a couple others. Everybody else hasn't been done yet. I just did a Jonah Hex parody and I have a Wonder Woman parody on the way and I think Conqueror of Parodies is working on a Green Lantern parody.
Oh, please Squire Matthias, do give us wondaWoman soon !
I guess you're talking about the Beatles album b/c I already covered Captain America, Black Widow, Iron Man, Hulk, Hawkeye, Ghost Rider, Man-Thing, Calypso, Sub-Mariner, The Avengers, X-Men, as well as DC Batman, Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Cheetah, Harley Quinn, Superman, and others such as Isis, Shazam, Pantha, Nelvana of the Northern Lights, Captain Canuck, Heroes of the North, ... even the world's first nude Japanese superhero Kekko-Kamen!!! If you search my author page you will find them and all the spy heroes as well. That's why I prefer to remain independent and rogue with my offerings, b/c I use ALL original songs and artists. But feel free to use any of my Beatles Superhero parodies. May I ask what the ultimate goal is with all of this??? Are you making your own 30 Superhero list or is it a group effort? If group you can use my Beatles stuff- feel free and let's keep crankin' 'em out! I have a few more Superheros I'd like to do before Friday!
I'm just having a bunch of people who participate in the message-board work on a project so we can have a complete "White Album/ Superhero Album" parody which would be fantastic! That's basically the end goal with this. Just a fun little thing for creative output.
I applaud you for addressing all these very necessary villains Matty. They deserved to be a part of this project, and YOU DID IT! That's the one regret I have about my take on BATMAN... that no villains made it in. But now you've made so that I don't have to feel bad about that at all. GREAT GREAT STUFF, but Harley Quinn/Catwoman stanza stood out especially
A fun Who's Who of the Batman villains. Nice job, this will fit well on the project (speaking of which...)
I'm still in support of this in a big way. Great work again, Matty.
(SOTM) Never would have thought of this topic with this song. Loved that these iconic villains got to be represented in the project and thanks again for asking me to be involved (even though I only did the one). Great job on this one Matty, as usual.
(SOTM) Ah, good old Arkham Asylum, with the craziest inmates and the worst security in the history of comics. Brilliant. Fantastic parody here, was a bit tricky to read against the fast-paced nature of the OS, but I know you and good pacing go together like Batman and his butler (Robin can be a little snot sometimes). 555!
Don't know much about Batman, but I love the OS and I knew enough references to fully understand this one, nice work!
SOTM...two Batman parodies in one day, huh? I can dig it. :) This was up to your usual HIGH standard, Matty...excellent!
SOTY...I keep saying it...but I'll say it again...Beatles parodies are the best. hahaha. This still rocks my socks, Matty!
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