It was over sixty years ago
Sgt. Friday hit the radio
He was solving cases constantly
So the sponsors put him on TV

And now he's working hard for you
The day watch out of Homicide
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

It's Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"
His partner Frank has got his back
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"
They're on the law and order track

Sgt. Friday's "Just the"
Sgt. Friday's "Just the"
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

"This is our lovely city
Los Angeles, C-A
The crime rate never seems to stop
I know because I have a badge
I work here, I'm a cop"

You don't really want to make him mad
Cause he'll lose his cool if you are bad
Then he'll haul you in and come unwound
With a lecture that'll burn you down

With witnesses he'll often use
The words we always love to hear
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

Jack Webb rules