Song Parodies -> "Smellin' Your Ciggy"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"Smellin' Your Ciggy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaRNrDaoMqw

Aagh, look at all the smoking people
Aagh, look at all the choking people

Smellin' your ciggy
Whiffs of the vice you endure, air is spreading disease
Driven to sneeze
Wastin' your income
Daring the fate that's released by the tar you ignore
You can't afford

All the smoke-less leeches
Where do they all bum some?
All the smoky creep-ness
Exuding foulness strong

Bothersome frenzy
Lining the curbs like some vermin that no one will near
Stokin' their fear
Look at 'em lurking
Harming the blocks with the blight of their nose-clogging air
Smudgin' the stairs

All a smoky freak-show
Where do they all dump butts?
All the smoke it reeks so
Our stoops and halls befogged

Aagh, look at all the smoking people
Aagh, look at all the choking people

Smellin' your ciggy
Fried by the curse that's impairing the lungs with its stain
Nothing to gain
Bothersome ending
Fighting the scourge of the hackin' and coughin' and shame
No fun and games

All the croaking people
Sure knew they'd fall dumbstruck
All their smokes enfeebled
Sure screwed, they'd stalled too long

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JollyJester - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Great parody. Love this image you create: "Lining the curbs like some vermin that no one will near."

John Barry - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

You "nailed" it.

Glen S - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

Excellent soundalikes throughout. I'd say it's a SMOKIN' GOOD PARODY, only invert the smokin part.

Jeff in Richmond VA - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

I admire this because I also always endeavor to try and sound like the OS. That's the secret to an excellent parody--make the reader think he's singing the OS.....

Dave W. - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment

It's no biggy if you smoke a ciggy, but please don't be a piggy , that's what I undiggy...............Well done - Derry

Rob Arndt - May 09, 2012 - Report this comment

... becoming a fan of your work- 555!!! Keep it up ;-D

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