Song Parodies -> "'Roids"

Original Song Title:

"Boys"

Original Performer:

"'Roids"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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There's an earlier parody called "Roids", but it's about steroids. This one's about the other kind of 'roids.

At the show when my girl take a seat
I remain upon my feet

Hey, hey (can't sit down, I can't can't sit down)
Hey, hey (can't sit down, I can't can't sit down)
Hey, hey (can't sit down, I can't can't sit down)
Yeah, that's what I do

My girl gives me practical things
Such as big comfy donut rings

Hey, hey (won't cool down, they won't won't cool down)
Hey, hey (won't cool down, they won't won't cool down)
Hey, hey (won't cool down, they won't won't cool down)
Yeah, that's what she do

Well, I'm talkin' 'bout 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Don't ya know I got 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Well, I'm sittin' on 'roids, now (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Aaaah, 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Well, I squawk about 'roids now
Rocky bottom, ahoy

Sit tight, George!

[guitar solo]

My girl's love assuages those aches
Better than Preparation H

Hey, hey (got me down, they got got me down)
Hey, hey (got me down, they got got me down)
Hey, hey (got me down, they got got me down)
Yeah, makin' me blue

Well, I'm talkin' 'bout 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Don't it show, I got 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Walkin' round with some 'roids, now (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Aaaah, 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Got a bundle of 'roids now
'Tween the buns they annoy

Oh, oh I got 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Can't ya see I got 'roids? (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Oww, 'roids (yeah yeah, 'roids)
Oh god (yeah yeah, 'roids)
'Nother flare-up of 'roids, now (yeah yeah, 'roids)
I would love to avoid

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Rob Arndt - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Heh... growing up in the '70s this was one of those first non-curse words that a kid could get away with saying and poking fun at all day- 555!!! The other one that Richard Pryor used to talk about was Sickle cell Anemia!!!

Porfle Popnecker - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks! I remember when my sister told her little boy that he could say the word "shucks." He went around all day muttering "shucks... shucks.. shucks!" over and over.

Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Ouch! This song doesn't take a backseat to anyone!

Porfle Popnecker - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

I had to sit down for that one.

Callmelennie - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

I'm "preparing" three 5 for this. Apply them as needed.

Porfle Popnecker - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks for inflaming...I mean, informing me of that.

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