You'll never know how much you really want to
You'll never know until you really dare

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Doubting Thomas, hard to sell
Whoa oh

No, sir
This is hardly a bum steer
You'll remember it all year
If your aim is true
Ooo-ooo-ooo

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Have a rumpus in the dell
Whoa oh

Oh, sir
Brag about it to your peers
As you're basking in their cheers
They will envy you
Ooo-ooo-ooo

I blow an egret every week or two
And, if it shows, an emu

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Just surrender to the spell
Whoa oh

Go, sir
Mating time is almost here
Honk the love call loud and clear
"Me in heat for you"
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo