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Song Parodies -> "Do You Want to Blow an Egret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want to Know a Secret"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Want to Blow an Egret"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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An egret is any of several herons, most of which are white or buff, and several of which develop fine plumes (usually milky white) during the breeding season. (Wikipedia)

You'll never know how much you really want to
You'll never know until you really dare

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Doubting Thomas, hard to sell
Whoa oh

No, sir
This is hardly a bum steer
You'll remember it all year
If your aim is true
Ooo-ooo-ooo

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Have a rumpus in the dell
Whoa oh

Oh, sir
Brag about it to your peers
As you're basking in their cheers
They will envy you
Ooo-ooo-ooo

I blow an egret every week or two
And, if it shows, an emu

Mister
Do you want to blow an egret
Just surrender to the spell
Whoa oh

Go, sir
Mating time is almost here
Honk the love call loud and clear
"Me in heat for you"
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo-ooo

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Rob Arndt - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't 'egret giving you this 555!!! Guess that was what you were shooting for ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Danke, mein heron.
Egret Ervice - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
What? Not another scandal brewing. 555
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
An agent named Big Mac got the beef from a secret source.
MrMacphisto - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
lol... so random
Porfle Popnecker - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
That pretty much describes my thought processes!

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