Song Parodies -> "(Robots From) Krikkit Are White"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

"(Robots From) Krikkit Are White"

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The Lyrics

This one's for the H2G2 project that 2nz invited us to help bring up to a full 42 songs after he did the full White Album and the first 30 himself. It's about the third book, "Life, the Universe and Everything".

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

You think the Galaxy's mad
Don't panic, OK!
The planet Krikkit is rad
They'll blow you away

Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
And they're a scare!

You know that old history
'Bout Hactar brought down
Zaphod never and we
have just gotten 'round

Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
And they're a scare!

We now know why they came from the sky
For bails - two - and pillars - they're three
With Wikkit Gate unlocked it's goodbye
The bails are with pillars - the key

You think that shit is too bad
Don't panic, Oy Vey!
The leg that Marvin once had
It's been ripped away

Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
And they're a scare!

We now know that they want us to die
They'll take out the whole Galaxy
Unless you'll be on Krikkit - goodbye
To get there is improbably

So Hitchers listen to me
It looks like we're done
Zaphod's heads will agree
We need a zap gun

Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
Robots from Krikkit are white
And they're a scare!

But Marvin don't care
But Marvin don't care
But Marvin don't care
But Marvin don't care
But Marvin don't care

Fade Out

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Matthias - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Not bad, I would probably like it more if I read the 3rd book but this one was pretty awesome!

Glen S - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment

They looked out at the vast cosmos... and decided it just had to go. Great one for the 3rd book, Peter. Lots of cool references in here, but my favorites were the Marvin-related ones. 'The leg that Marvin once had/It's been ripped away', and 'Marvin Don't Care' were awesome. Happily adding now. Keep em coming.

Peter Andersson - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Thank you Matthias and Glen. I'll be back to v/c on your new stuff later, the late AIR update yesterday has complicated things on that part as this weekend is the start of a working streak for me, I was planning to have it done before that, but alas...

MrMacphisto - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment

I love HGTG parodies... 555

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