(Mice!) Look cute and cuddly
(Mice!) But they act so smugly
(Mice!) They’re twisted, evil punks
Mice!!!!!!

(I’m)
Was once a human
(A human being)
Just an Earthman stuck on Earth
(I always thought)
I always thought we had the brains with the biggest girth

(Now)
Now thanks to damn Vogons
(Those damn Vogons)
I’m hitchhiking through space
(Now I find)
Pesky mice are not too nice
Want what’s behind my face

Mice, Look innocent fuzzy and brown
But now my mind has changed I am freaked out
They want to take my brain, That’s not allowed
Want some cheese, cheese? Mice, Please!!!!

(Now)
These critters are deranged
(They’re so deranged)
They’ll use saws but not X-Rays
(They want the quest-)
They want the question that will answer everything

(But)
But I try to counter with
(Counter with)
A question that’s in store
(How many roads)
How many roads must a man walk?
What’s thirty eight plus four?

Mice have got me strapped to this blade crown
All these darn spacemen act like I’m a clown
I’d like to keep my brain where it was found
Won’t you release these chains?

Back on my planet
Now a hyper express way
I never thought these rats would try to drill inside my brain

(Here)
Here on Magrathea
(Magrathea)
My mind will be explored
(Stupid mice)
Stupid mice want my head sliced
I don’t like blood and gore

A cybernetic brain they can swap out
I can still say “What?” and scream and shout
That’s not a good replacement that they tout
Here’s some cheese, cheese… Mice leave!

Mice leave! Mice leave! Oooooohhhh!!!