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Song Parodies -> "My New Fleshlight"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Moonlight"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"My New Fleshlight"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


My new Fleshlight...

Your full-page ad, came into sight
There in the back of Jumbo Rack
And without fail, coupon was mailed
And what the heck, I sent a check

And now it is here
I've blown a gear
Cos I love you, my new Fleshlight

My new Fleshlight works like a charm
Saving me constantly
Wearing out my arm

Now I pass the lone nights my way
Fits like a glove I must say
Cos I love you, my new Fleshlight

[organ solo]

And tonight when it comes my way
Over and over, I'll say
That I love you, my new Fleshlight

My new Fleshlight, don't ever fail
You are my Holy Grail
All that may entail

Haven't left the house since Friday
I feel like a jerk, anyway
Cos I love you, my new Fleshlight
My new Fleshlight
My new Fleshlight

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Puto - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh - especially at organ solo! 5s!
The Brad Hatter - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Bet that comes in handy ;-)
AFW - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Careful the vice squad don't nab you with an "Assault on battery" charge....
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
After reading these nice comments, I really had to get a grip on myself!
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Ha! I remember those adds on porn sites. IIRC, there were 3 versions ;-D 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah I've seen the banner ads on some of the websites I've, err, visited...
John Barry - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Hand on your head, Tom Dooley.
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Poor Tom...didn't have a Fleshlight.
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the 1990s Vacu-suck machines with the car adapter!!! Imagine being pulling over at night by the Police- "Sir, please step out of the vehicle... WTF?!?" There, now you have something else to write about ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, that was...I mean, would be embarrassing, heh heh.

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