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Song Parodies -> "I'll Swallow My Gum"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Follow the Sun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Swallow My Gum"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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Oh how, I love
My Bubble Yum
But the teacher complains, so
I'll swallow my gum

This way, she'll look
And I'll have some
But the teacher complains, so
I'll swallow my gum

And while my chewy treat
Is oh, so sweet, this I know
That when the sight offends, in the end
Down it goes
Ohh

One day, she'll know
Why I'm so mum
But the teacher complains, so
I'll swallow my gum

[guitar solo]

But the teacher complains, so
I'll swallow my gum

And when the bubble blows
So big it grows, then she'll know
And when she makes the catch, down the hatch
It must go
Ohh

Someday, I'll chew
Until I'm numb
But the teacher complains, so
I'll swallow my gum

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Guy - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
P-P. Well, I've never heard of getting gum disease from swallowing gum. At least you don't stick it somewhere under your desk.

The title switch made me bite and then I chewed it up. I chewed it over twice and you get a pack of five stripe gum for your write. Good job. =;-)
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Lip-smacking fun-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yipes, stripes! (Remember that commercial?) Thanks!
John Barry - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
I do remember. . .Beech-Nut gum.
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
By gum, you got it!
Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Now, how about a parody using Gummi Bears??? Or Dynamints (made by Dentyne)? Remeber those rivals to Tic Tacs?
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Remember them? I actually knew somebody who ate some once.

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