I hope this doesn't sound too hostile
But it's a drag here in your nostril

Cough on (cough on), cough on (cough on)
Cough on (cough on), cough on (cough on)

Sneeze sneeze me, whoa yeah
Or I'll wheeze you

This may not be as you suppose, love
But it's no fun inside your nose, love

Huff on (huff on), huff on (huff on)
Huff on (huff on), huff on (huff on)

Sneeze sneeze me, whoa yeah
Or I'll wheeze you

I don't wanna sound condemnin'
But you know there's always phlegm in your nose
In your nose

It's too late for sugar-coatin'
This poor booger's floatin' in goo
Whoa yeah, I hope you get the flu

You do not need to get to know me
Why don't you go ahead and blow me

Hock on (hock on), hock on (hock on)
Hock on (hock on), hock on (hock on)

Sneeze sneeze me, whoa yeah
Or I'll wheeze you
Sneeze me, whoa yeah
Or I'll wheeze you
Sneeze me, whoa yeah
Or I'll wheeze yooooou, ooo