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Song Parodies -> "Nice Pageant Try"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nice Pageant Try"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A new beauty pageant scandal has broken out, but this one has gotten way out of hand! Jenna Talackova - a 23-year old contestant who was born male, but who had transgender surgery at age 21 to become a female, has been disqualified from participating. That is so discriminatory it's disgusting. So she has hired a lawyer to fight the Miss Universe Canada pageant as there are no rules against TS entry. Donald Trump, who controls the pageant, has stated that the pageant should be open to women born female. The ban therefore on TS individuals is therefore false. By admitting that she was born a he, she disqualified herself!!! But Talackova says that she felt female since age 4 and started receiving hormone treatments by age 14. She had surgery in 2010 to complete the process and considers herself fully female and eligible.
Born a guy
Born a guy

Slid right by
Slid right by

Eyes on prize
Did not hide
Smiled with pride
(was) Qualified!!!

Judges not satisfied

[Ban is unjustified]
http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/jenna-talackova.jpg

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