Stay with Ferd at Motel 3
Stay with Ferd and split the fee
Stay with Ferd, the bed is big
He's a nerd, but not a pig
The tube's fine, he's online
It's a Ferd gig

At the convention, the rooms were all filled
Then he showed up with the Dentists' Guild

Share with Ferd in one-oh-three
Share with Ferd, it's almost free
Share with Ferd, he's got a suite
He's a nerd, but very neat
Jacuzzi's a doozy
On the Ferd beat

Everyone speaks well of Ferdinand
On the internet forums, he's never banned

Stick with Ferd till half past three
Stick with Ferd, you'll get a key
Stick with Ferd, he doesn't reek
He's a nerd, but not a geek
It's okay, he's not gay
I'm a Ferd freak

Now I know Ferd, I can't stay nowhere else
Come time to leave, I just might kill myself

Live with Ferd till ninety-three
This is Ferd, completing me
It is Ferd who sets me free
And the only Ferd is he
He cooks lunch, I make punch
Me and Ferd, we

Me and Ferd, see
Me and Ferd, be
Me and Ferd, glee
Me and Fer-er-er-erd, we