Song Parodies -> "Fun With Your Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Run For Your Life"

Original Performer:

"Fun With Your Wife"

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The Lyrics

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Well, you'd rather soak your head, Billy Earl
Than to see Bobbie Sue have fun
Remember what I said, Billy Earl
When the sleigh ride has begun

I'm havin' fun with your wife at Japan Disney World
Ridin' sleds at Saipan Disney World
Hatchin' eggs with Mother Hen
At the Kenya Disney World

Well, you know that I'm a wacky guy
And I was born with an itchy bum
And I can't stand your poor wife cryin'
Cause her old man's such a crumb

I'm number one with your wife at Bataan Disney World
Buyin' Keds at Koran Disney World
Catchin' up with Chicken Man
At Uganda Disney World

You're as bad as vermin
To neglect her inner child
Even Pee Wee Herman
Knows that log rides drive 'em wild

I'm gettin' spun with your wife at Milan Disney World
Under done, Pakistan Disney World
Crackin' nuts with Jackie Chan
At Montana Disney World

You're livin' in a shed, Billy Earl
Since you made Bobbie Sue so sad
Remember why you wed, Billy Earl
Or you'll end up like your dad

I'm on the run with your wife at Iran Disney World
High at Afghanistan Disney World
Matchin' wits with Kofi Annan
At U.N. Disney World

Na, na, na
Na, na, na

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Rob Arndt - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Zany as in amusingly strange and unconventional- 555!!!

Porfle Popnecker - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Yay! I was fearful of falling short of zany.

WarrenB - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment

This was exceedingly zany. You can safely put away those fears.
But I would suggest that you check your prescription label for the correct daily dosage and let us know from where we can get that same medication.

Callmelennie - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Ya know, I just got back from Afghanistan Disney World, Porfle. Two attractions I can highly recommend are "Mullah Omar's Wild Ride" and "It's a Crazed World" Oh, and also check out "Koran Burn Party" -- it's a riot!

Porfle Popnecker - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment

Warren--it was just a little of Granny's rheumatiz medicine. Lennie--I can't wait to check those out!

Glen S - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Great soundalikes, fun zaniness and spot-on pacing. Classic Porf. Now you gotta name the rides at each one like Melanie started to. Especially enjoyed the 'vermin/Pee Wee Herman' stanza

Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks! Let's see, I have a list of all the rides here somewhere, now where'd I put it...

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