Song Parodies -> "Dine in this Cool Restaurant"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

"Dine in this Cool Restaurant"

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The Lyrics

#15 in the H2G2/White Album series. HALFWAY, YEAH!!! And almost done with side-1. This is about the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that shows it's guests great food, great entertainment, and the last moments of our universe's existence. Enjoy!

Made in the beginning
was the Universe
Widely thought a bad idea
If you’re angry and you have a real thick purse
You can watch it disappear

Come dine in this Cool Restaurant
The Universe ends while you taunt, JOY
Dine in this Cool Restaurant

Make your reservations
Where the best have dined
Soak in all the chaos lights
Then the timing turbines make it all rewind
Ready for tomorrow night

Come dine in this Cool Restaurant
You’ll eat the cow bred just to flaunt, BOY
Wine and some spirits…
Fine, now lets hear it…
Dine in this Cool Restaurant

Well the turbine wheels really take me back
So awesome it’s a crime
This Universe really has a knack
For always running out of ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time

(Disaster Area performer is revived briefly to ROCK this guitar solo)

Come slack in this Cool Restaurant
Eat up so that you don’t get gaunt, BOY
Snack in this Cool Restaurant

Well your fine host, Max, almost steals the show
He makes the blast a blast
The second coming of Zarquon though
Had better hurry up and fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fast

Show me to my table
Here at Milliways
Need a gargle-blast’ or three
Commandeer a spaceship just to get away
First check it’s trajectory

Come back to this Cool Restaurant
A ‘break the laws of space-time’ jaunt, BOY
Back in this Cool Restaurant

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