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Song Parodies -> "The Continuing Story of Zaphod Beeblebrox"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Continuing Story of Zaphod Beeblebrox"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

Song #8 in the H2G2/White Album series. For those fans of Zaphod Beeblebrox and his himselfness.
Za-phod Beeblebrox, Arthur he blocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, where his ship docks, that Beeblebrox

Looking presidential in his ‘worst-dressed being’ role
He asked if Trillian would like to take a stroll, he's the
Betelgeusian-double-headed guy who’s spaceship’s stole

All the Vogons suck

Za-phod Beeblebrox, two heads he stocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, both in a box, that Beeblebrox

If in a jumble, he connives and steals and lies,
When he is asked he says he’s one hell of a guy
Then Krikkit robots zapped him right between the eyes

Marvin saved him though

Za-phod Beeblebrox, crafty like fox, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, smart like an ox, that Beeblebrox

The doors that thank him are then cursed out every time
A ship that acts polite is treated like some slime
In gargleblasters he would prefer a slice of lime

All the Vogons suck

Za-phod Beeblebrox, he thinks he rocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, prob’ly wears Crocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, needs to be socked, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, memory locked, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, to fame he flocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, doesn’t wear frocks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, too much he talks, that Beeblebrox
Za-phod Beeblebrox, neck has two stalks, that Beeblebrox

(repeat to faded memory)

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Matthias - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Another great one. I'm glad you finally did one about Zaphod Beeblebrox! Some fantastic rhyming in here. You are to rhyming as Jeff Reuben is to terrible puns.
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody!
Agrimorfee - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Betelgeusian double headed...wow!

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