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Song Parodies -> "A Dude"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Jude"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"A Dude"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
A dude
That's what I got
When I thought I had scored a winner
A member not of the opposite sex
But who inspects, before the dinner
A dude
Not lass, but lad
What I had in my arms while petting
Your gender I had no reason to doubt
Wish I'd found out, before the wedding
And any time I'm in the mood, a dude's not good
I'd rather embrace a back less hairy
And now they know, my friends are cruel
They laugh and drool
To find that my wife's real name is Gary
Na na na, na na, na na na na
A dude
Under the gown
As I found out when we first made it
A member that certainly wasn't mine
I was to find, when it inflated
So please come out before you're in
A dude's no-win
I'm waiting for someone without gonads
Just so you know, it's not just you
A dude, won't do
It's hard to have kids when we are both dads
Na na na, na na, na na na na
A dude
Is what I had
Now I'm sad and a trifle harried
Pretending to be a Barbie, and then
Found it's a Ken to whom I'm married
Married, married, married, married (you faked it, dude) yeahhh
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na, a dude (etc.)
That's what I got
When I thought I had scored a winner
A member not of the opposite sex
But who inspects, before the dinner
A dude
Not lass, but lad
What I had in my arms while petting
Your gender I had no reason to doubt
Wish I'd found out, before the wedding
And any time I'm in the mood, a dude's not good
I'd rather embrace a back less hairy
And now they know, my friends are cruel
They laugh and drool
To find that my wife's real name is Gary
Na na na, na na, na na na na
A dude
Under the gown
As I found out when we first made it
A member that certainly wasn't mine
I was to find, when it inflated
So please come out before you're in
A dude's no-win
I'm waiting for someone without gonads
Just so you know, it's not just you
A dude, won't do
It's hard to have kids when we are both dads
Na na na, na na, na na na na
A dude
Is what I had
Now I'm sad and a trifle harried
Pretending to be a Barbie, and then
Found it's a Ken to whom I'm married
Married, married, married, married (you faked it, dude) yeahhh
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na, a dude (etc.)
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Women have gonads, Porf. They just keep them tucked neatly inside their bodies ;D
That's what happens when you become a successful parody writer Porf, gold diggers of both genders start flocking... or so I've heard, me I'm still waiting for the first one of any kind to come... ;-)
Oh No. You should have inspected first. Very funny Porf. Good luck adopting
Sounds like that story of the Frenchman who married the Chinese dude. Even had a son together, or so the Frenchman thought. Funny song, reminder to look before you leap.
Really liked the line "Pretending to be a Barbie, but then, found out it's a Ken".
Thanks for the comments! I got a good laugh out of them.
Let's get this _straight- a shemale parody??? 555!!!
Well, more or less. Thanks!
Made me laugh! 5s
That's music to my ears!
Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks a lady! She said her name was Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.
Something, something, cherry cola.
For better or for worse ....should always get a final inspection first, before takin' her home though.....na na na na ..no dudes
Good advice.
This parody put a smile to my face and got some laughs out of me... which I especially need, considering what I'm going through right now (which I won't broadcast on AIR). 5's.
Thanks! Hope you get through whatever it is okay.
You're welcome! I'm feeling a little better today. In fact, feeling good enough to submit a parody through. (That and I actually had some ideas.)
Glad to hear it.
=)
(Ages) This definitely fits into the "embarrassment" catagory! :) Wow, not only embarrassing, but scary...to find out that the "wife" turned out to be a "dude!" Sounds like something out of a Jerry Springer episode. Looks can be deceiving that most women I see (in such shows like Maury or Springer) look feminine but turns out to be men (who had professional sex change). This definitely relates to Abbott's previous parody "I'm A Guy", as you've mentioned. Well, here's 555's for this embarrassing, but transexually comedic satire, dude!! :)
Many thanks!
Yikes! That would be really scary! How could you not know that this girl was actually a dude! Must be one feminine guy! Maybe it's actually Adam Lambert lol Really embarrassing situation here!
It's the old cryin' game.
(Ages) Hmmm, androgynous antics in Ages of Amiright? Alliteration is awesome! Anyway, great parody especially given what little the OS gives you (that's Beatles for ya), 555!
Stupid Beatles! (Thanks!)
There's a rumor that Lady Gaga has a rare genetic (XXY?) condition where she was born with feminine organs - and masculine too! That's right - rumor says she has a sex pistol too. Of course this could complement her claims of bisexuality. Maybe it's a gimmick. Anybody else hear this rumor?
Ages...LOL!!! This is perfection...love it!!! Favorite Line:
To find that my wife's real name is Gary
To find that my wife's real name is Gary
WSW--I think I've heard that rumor. It does conjure up a strange mental image or two. Arwen--thanks for the nice comment!
Wow this is very similar to my N'SYNC parody, but yours is significantly better!! Excellent job spoofing a classic!
(AofA) Dude, bummer your chick's a dude... LOL! So funny!
Thanks, guys! AS, not so sure I agree on it being better, but we were definitely listening to the same muse!
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