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Song Parodies -> "I am the Walrus revisited: Walrus_2222"

Original Song Title:

"I am the Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I am the Walrus revisited: Walrus_2222"

Parody Written by:

Steve Taite

The Lyrics

Once upon a time, many years ago, before the invention of the internet, youtube and Simon Cowell, there lived a group of Liverpudlians who sang their hearts, got very rich and asked the Queen Mother of England to rattle her jewellery at one of their concerts. At the time there was a television station (you remember TV right?) called the BBC who reluctantly agreed to allow the fabulous four to produce their own TV movie, without first checking if someone had written a screenplay, or if J P G and R had any idea of what they were doing. This disastrous decision resulted, of course, in the making of Magical Mystery Tour, with Paul wearing the mask of a walrus, some so from total embarrasment. Since those days many things have changed. If you look, for instance, on Gmail you will find many, many walruses including walrus_2222. So here then is my revised version of the song.
I am he as and you are he as she is he and he is he_2_gether
you chose a name that is stupid and insane to hide behind
It's Crazy
A moment of decision, when opening a mail account.
California_hit_man, stupid_bloody_Tuesday.
naughty_boy_12000, the crazy list goes on and on.
I am sir_egg_man5 you are dame_eggman12,
I am the_walrus_2222.
Then you go grow up a bit, and on your resume
Your email you must list.
How can you explain, why you go by the name
of easy_Jane.
It's crazy, your craaazy! It's crazy
Yellow_battered_bastard
Belongs to Jack who yesterday turned five!
Crabalocker_fishwife
Pornographic_priestess
Boy, who is just a naughty girl
Has let his knickers down
II am sir_egg_man5 you are dame_eggman12,
I am the_walrus_2222.
This could go on and on but enough is enough!!!
From the Taite Gallery Humor Blog. Check it out at www.taitegallery.net

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