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Song Parodies -> "Coulter, Ann"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Coulter, Ann"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Oliver Clozoff

The Lyrics

What’s the deal, Coulter, Ann
With your scary mutant hand [1]
You look like an in-drag man who's too bony

Has a right-wing point of view
And a Reagan tail tattoo
Thinks she's way more smart than you and me

Coulter, Ann, you're snarky
And you spout such malarky
Coulter, Ann, polemic screed is your brand

Wouldn't know civility
If it bit her gluteally
Don't think she thinks critic'ly at all

Coulter, Ann, so scary
And you're quite contrary
Coulter, Ann, from how many shows have you been banned?

Doesn't have a single clue
Spews forth journalistic poo
All her columns stink like eau de brie

Coulter, Ann, stop hissing
You don't care who you're pissing
Coulter, Ann, who've you turned off more folks than?

What's the deal, Coulter, Ann
Setting up your next strawman
No surprise your biggest fan is Hannity
Hating all the libs you pan oh so snotty
Preaching to the right-wing fans, plus nobody
[1] see the mutant hand here . Copyright (C) 2012 by The Parody Files. All rights reserved.

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Total Votes: 7

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Rebekah Dub - February 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh Lord... I almost forgot about Ann Coulter... then I was reminded of why I'm NOT her biggest fan. (If she met me, she'd hate me, too... so the feeling would be mutual.) You had me laughing throughout the parody. 5's!
Alpha Skua - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Just pointing out their true ugly side of Liberals and boy ypu talk about UGLY liberals are Nasty when you dont agree with their mindless philosephies
CML - November 09, 2022 - Report this comment
I'm half of a Coulter fan, and I can certainly understand how she could put people off. I have to say, this is a great takedown. Anyone who hates Coulter will love this

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