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Song Parodies -> "Vogons"

Original Song Title:

"Piggies"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Vogons"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

It's time for an ode to those who cannot write their own, due to how awful it would be. White Album, check. H2G2, check. Enjoy this song about Vogons, that most despised race of beings.
Have you seen the ugly Vogons
With their heads mashed in?
They discourage any thinking
That’s why they don’t grin
I don’t think their skin can form a smile

Have you seen the leader Vogons
Making highway spans?
They demolished any morons
Who don’t fit their plans
Poetry at hand might melt your face off

In their styes with all that ugly
They got rid of Earth for a road
No surprise, they really bug me
Hate those guys and their skulldugg’ry

(Bureaucratic, officious, bad-tempered and callous solo, somehow involving forms filled out in triplicate and lost before being recycled as fire-lighters.)

Ev'rywhere there's lots of Vogons
With bad-tempered odes
You can see they’re all officious,
Bureaucratic toads
Being callous loads to all existence

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Porfle Popnecker - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
That'll show those pesky Vogons!
Matthias - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm glad your parody wasn't in the form of Vogon poetry or I would have to gouge my brain out with a spork.
Peter Andersson - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Just zap them!
pickle - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm guessing the Vogons also work at the Department of Work & Pensions, hence those bloody awful medical assessments at Atos Healthcare!

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