In the woods, a cabin lies
Spend our weekends, 'neath the skies
Lately though, it always seems
There's a smell of wolverines

So we sat up through the night
Playing checkers, and eating beans
Till at last, we caught the sight
Of a herd of wolverines

We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines
We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines

And they march right through the house
Quite a few of them, on my spouse
On the furniture they spray
(band music while wolverines urinate on furniture)

We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines
We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines

(Full streams ahead, Mrs. Bertram, full streams ahead!
Pee-pee in bed, on my shams!
Oh the table, my new table!
Why, Fred, why?
Happens, happens)

Now the cabin's mighty rank (it's mighty rank)
Every wolverine (every wolverine)
Has spent his tank (has spent his tank)
Pungent spray (pungent spray)
Of urine streams (of urine streams)
With the smell of (with the smell of)
Wolverines (wolverines, ha ha!)

We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines
We all live with the smell of wolverines
Smell of wolverines, smell of wolverines