VILE FUNNY TIE


Funny tie
Funny tie

Runny pie
Runny pie

Money dry
Money dry
Sunday high
Monday sigh

It's Christmas, woo



FUNNY TIE


It was a Christmas Eve
What a happy time
Now we open presents
Know what I will find
And if I could only say it
Here is what I'd whine

Funny tie
My kids gave me for Christmas
It was not on my wishlist
But wear it I will do

Funny tie
Though it looks pretty crappy
I'll pretend that I'm happy
As intended I do

Though it has a picture of a horse's ass
Alas, I'll have to wear it to
My theology class

Oh runny pie
My wife spent the day baking
Though my stomach is quaking
I'll have a piece or two

Runny pie, stares back at me

I like it, my dear
Oohh, I like this kinda loose kind of filling
Juice kinda spilling, bleedin' on me
Feed it to me, not on my shoes

Soon the Sunday high that is aglow in me
Will give way to Monday sigh or three

Money dry
Santa's hard on my credit
Love it so but I'm glad it
Comes only once a year