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Song Parodies -> "Sum Ting"

Original Song Title:

"Something"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sum Ting"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Something in her wiry moves
Distracts me just like Crispin Glover
Something in her style John Woo's me

Don't wanna waste her now
You know I'll just mace her now

Somewhere in her wildest blows
I kinda feel their sting all over
Somehow when she tries to close me

Don't wanna shank her now
You know I'll just spank her now

Attacking me as our love grows
Bruises show, bruises show
Hit the ground, the pain will flow
Touch and go, touch and go

[SOLO]

Attracted though we're mortal foes
Hammer toe, hammer toe
Kick around, hop to and fro
Tae kwon do, tae kwon do

Something in her wary pose
Inviting me to hurl a brick at her
Something in the blades she throws me

Don't wanna harm her now
You know I'll disarm her now

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Rebekah Dub - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody reminded me of a Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat romance for some reason, even though I didn't see such references in the piece. 5's for you!
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Look-out, throwin' 5s your way!!!
Porfle Popnecker - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
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