Wedding party, the bride just tossed her bouquet at friends
After a banquet of juicy ribs
Being the groom, I made sure to get dibs
So we dance, move to the cake to pose for a photograph
Suddenly up on the tabletop
Rooting through leftover slop

She (they said she looked like a dog)
Is eating ("hey dude, your chick is a dog")
Bones (I thought that they were just jealous of me)
She's eating bones just like canines have done (yum, yum)
For a million years

Mother faints as my father drops from a heart attack
Screaming, the bridesmaids react in fear
One of them spits out a mouthful of beer
As the bride heedlessly gnaws away at a meaty bone
Growling at anyone wand'ring near
Biting the priest on the rear

She (I never noticed of her)
Is eating (that she was covered with fur)
Bones (I merely thought her in need of a wax)
She's eating bones and emitting low groans (bow, wow)
As the party clears

Ten years later we're called to speak to the principal
Seems that our Billy is barking in class
Meanwhile, proceeding to scratch her ass

She (they have infested our house)
Is scratching (no moment's rest in our house)
Fleas (fleas are the one thing that love can't deny)
She's scratching fleas after peeing on trees (splish, splash)
For so many years

She's eating bones...yum, yum