Wanna play with Weebles
Haven't seen one falling over since I don't know when
Wanna play with Barbie
There's a chance that she might fall right down on top of Ken

Weebles don't fall down
Weebles don't fall down

Think of how you're playing
You can knock them down and still you think that they're upright
Think of how I'm playing
Even when the Weebles wobble they will be all right

Weebles don't fall down
Weebles don't fall down

Playtime's very short, and there's no time
For always uprighting my toys
I file a report, and earn a dime
By telling on bad girls and boys

Try to play it my way
We can let the Weebles wobble safely on the floor
While you play it your way
Till your toys are falling down and rolling out the door

Weebles don't fall down
Weebles don't fall down

Playtime's very short, and there's no time
For all of this fooling around
Some toys cost a lot, some just a dime
And still they all keep falling down

Wanna play with Weebles
We can make them wobble but they still stand up, my friend
Wanna play with SpongeBob
We can spend all afternoon just watching him upend

Weebles don't fall down
Weebles don't fall down