Song Parodies -> "This Mustard Fellow's Mean"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

"This Mustard Fellow's Mean"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...the lyrics of "mean mister mustard" inserted into "yellow submarine"...

in the town where i was born
was a man who was a fiend
uncontrolled for all his life
twas a man of ugly scenes

and he shaves when there's no sun
in the park is where he's seen
up his nose there's money saved
boy this fellow, mustard's mean

we perceive that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
we believe that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean

and this man is not adored
he is horrible, he's deplored
and we hope he moves away
(band plays "goodnight ladies")

we perceive that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
we believe that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean

spoken : hey look there , mustard, its the queen !
mustard : hey there you @#$%^%$#@
queen : what what WHAT ????
security security !
(sirens)

pam's his sis
(full of bliss)
a spirit free
(so nice is she)
she's a pleasant cuss
(she's so wonderous)
we all agree
(we all agree)
in her shop
(till she drops)
she often seen
(its very clean)
takes her brother
(that sick mother)
to see the queen
(he gets obscene)
HA HA

we perceive that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
we believe that this fellow, mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean
fellow mustard's mean

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Porfle Popnecker - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Brilliant!

John Barry - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

l relish your parodies. Hope you're back to stay.

2Eagle - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Good. Now how about "I sprayed a Poupon you".

Leo Keough - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Wow, mustard and mayo (Porfle) on the same day...I guess I'll have to start working on catsup...Nice to see you back...Oh, and great job as usual...555!!!

Yellow Submarine Pilot - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

This is good. When I was in college there was a nightclub called Mean Mister Mustard's and I knew its owners. I took quite a number of girlfriends to it. They played an eclectic menu. Sunday nights was just an AC/DC song followed by a Cult song and so forth. They also played punk rock, techno-rock, electronica, the Beatles and more. Lots of fun.

alvin - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment

thanks porfle.....thanks john...groan....thanks 2eagle...lol.....thanks leo for the condiment...uh...compliment....thanks YSP....sounds like a fun place :)

Warren Baker - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Always enjoy your writes, alvin. This was Krafty.

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