-> "Red Sox Funeral March of 2011"
Original Song Title:
"Cry Baby Cry"
Parody Song Title:
"Red Sox Funeral March of 2011"
The Lyrics
Cry Red Sox cry
Make those Sox fans whine
They're way too sad to know better
The cries of Red Sox fans heard from the driveway
Starting riots all the way
Taking dives from the harbor
Drinking tampered punch issued by the Heaven's Gate
Cry Dead Sox cry
Make those Sox fans cry
It's way too bad they're so bitter
So cry Dead Sox cry
Tito lies in the garden
Thinking about how the whole thing came to play
Theo cries in the office
Crazy Red Sox fans dying at Yawkey Way
Cry Sox fans cry
Love to hear you cry
I understand why you're bitter
So cry Sox fans cry
The psychos of Fenway Park are blubbering
And all went out rioting
Bunch of sad little children
As their precious little Red Sox falls indeed
Cry Sox fans cry
It'll never run dry
Your season's gone down the sh!tter
So cry Sox fans cry
At twelve o'clock a moment played on TV
Pap just blew it in the park
The voices sounds like Peewee
More so specially by the bean heads in the dark
Whine Sox fans whine
As your season dies
They're really bad in September
So cry Sox fans cry cry cry cry Sox fans
Whole thing's not a lie
It's too bad you missed October
Cry Sox fans cry
Wah wah wah
Made your city sigh
Your season dies in September
Whole thing's not a lie
Can you give me some baby back ribs?
With barbecue sauce?
Can you give me some baby back ribs?
Find some barbecue sauce?
Some barbecue sauce?
Oooh, Can you give me some baby back ribs?
Some barbecue sauce?
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