Time after time
Ascending that hill
A boy by the name of Jack, a girl who calls herself Jill

But they never seem to make it
Cause they always come tumbling down
So mission control replaced them

With the new Jack and Jill
They're genetically bred
Superhuman in strength
From the 'roids they are fed

Itching to kill
Our cyborg Jack
And Jill crushes Foster beer cans
Just by flexing her rack

The old ones have been disposed of
They're now laboring in the mines
And they fetched a pail of water

But the new Jack and Jill
Love to shoot, stab, and bite
As they capture that hill
Killing hostiles on sight

And nobody can escape them
Or the carnage they want to do
And they never show their feelings

But the new Jack and Jill
Love to shoot people down
Pluck the eyes from their heads
Twist their neckbones around

Ooh, ooh,
Round and round and round

And they never listen to you
No matter how you beg
They both like it

The new Jack and Jill
Love that exquisite sound
As your screams fill the air
And go swirling around

Ooh, ooh,
Round and round and round