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Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise in the Warm Sun"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Mayonnaise in the Warm Sun"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

It's not a spread he uses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah

He's well acquainted with taste of the creamy mass
Like the putty on a windowpane
The man in the store selling Hellman's
That is well beyond it's sell-by date

Jacking with the price while the checker's busy
Working overtime
A faded mem'ry of a sandwich he ate
And donated to the toilet flush

I need a Tums, it ain't stayin' down
Down in the depths where I cho-oked it down
I need a Tums, it ain't stayin' down

Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run
Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run
Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run
Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run
Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run
Mother, I'm fearin' this gunk will run

Mayonnaise, in the warm sun (bad bad, goop goop)
Mayonnaise, in the warm sun, mama

When I dab you with my knife
And I spread, you on my turkey sandwich
I know, this may cause me bodily harm
Because

Mayonnaise, is like pond scum (bad bad, goop goop)
Mayonnaise, is like pond scum, yes it is

Mayonnaise, is like pond, yes it is...
Scu-u-um (mayonnaise, bad bad, goop goop)
Well don't you know that mayonnaise (mayonnaise)
Is like pond scum, mama (is like pond scum)
Bleahhh

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John Barry - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Great, as usual.
Porfle Popnecker - September 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Andria - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Excellent as always. For the most part, I hate mayonnaise and will usually use Roquefort salad dressing in its place when I'm making me a sandwich... mayo is foul, disgusting stuff IMHO and reminds me of a grossly infected cyst I saw pictures of on a gore site once. 5s.
Porfle Popnecker - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Many thanks for revisiting this one! I grew up with Miracle Whip instead of mayonaisse.

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