Once there was a way
To flush the toilet
Once there way a way
To flush the john

Please when you're done, don't overfill
And I will save a plumbing bill

Olden plumbing fills so slow
Pipes aren't wide enough to flow
Please when you're done, heed my advice
It always helps to flush it twice

Once there was a way
To flush a movement
Once there way a way
To flush a load

Call if your pipes begin to whine
And I will Roto-Root the line

Oh, you'll have to carry that load
Carry that load till next time
Oh, you'll have to carry that load
Carry that load till next time

He never calls you a plumber
He only plunges your toilet paper
And in the middle of the sewer vapor
It breaks down

Oh, you'll be retaining that load
Straining that load a long time
Oh, you'll be retaining that load
Straining that load a long time

Oh yeah, all right
Are you gonna unclog my drains
Tonight

[DRUM SOLO]

Flush you, yeah you
Plunge you, yeah you
Flush you, yeah you

[GUITAR SOLOS]

And in the end
The dump you take
Is equal to the dump
You make