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Song Parodies -> "No More Fries"
Original Song Title:
"No Reply"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"No More Fries"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Have you ever gone to a restaurant, ordered fries with your meal & been told that they were all out? Stinks, doesn't it? Granted, I like some of the other side orders, but fries are the best! Anyways, enjoy the parody! Would you like fries with that?
This happened once before,
It’s something I deplore,
No more fries!
Please, tell me this ain’t true,
There’s nothing right next to
My burger!
This is a lie!
This is a lie!
I’m sure they’re cookin’ more
As I stare these folks in the eye!
Right now, I have some doubt,
They say that they’re all out,
That’s a lie!
I thought I smelled them cook,
And if we had a look,
We’d know!
I think I’ll die!
I think I’ll die!
If I don’t get my fries,
I don’t want a side in its place!
If I were them, I’d realize that I
Love them more than any other side!
I won’t ever come back if I
Order up and they say there’s no more fries!
Right now, I have some doubt,
They say that they’re all out,
That’s a lie!
I thought I smelled them cook,
And if we had a look,
We’d know!
I think I’ll die!
I think I’ll die!
If I don’t get my fries,
I don’t want a side
In its place!
No more fries!
No more fries!
It’s something I deplore,
No more fries!
Please, tell me this ain’t true,
There’s nothing right next to
My burger!
This is a lie!
This is a lie!
I’m sure they’re cookin’ more
As I stare these folks in the eye!
Right now, I have some doubt,
They say that they’re all out,
That’s a lie!
I thought I smelled them cook,
And if we had a look,
We’d know!
I think I’ll die!
I think I’ll die!
If I don’t get my fries,
I don’t want a side in its place!
If I were them, I’d realize that I
Love them more than any other side!
I won’t ever come back if I
Order up and they say there’s no more fries!
Right now, I have some doubt,
They say that they’re all out,
That’s a lie!
I thought I smelled them cook,
And if we had a look,
We’d know!
I think I’ll die!
I think I’ll die!
If I don’t get my fries,
I don’t want a side
In its place!
No more fries!
No more fries!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by getting fried.
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Fries is nearly an anagram of fives.
The Beatles + french fries = a winning combination.
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