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Song Parodies -> "Gloria Allred"

Original Song Title:

"I Am the Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Gloria Allred"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I am me and you aren't me but we are we and do you need a lawyer

See how they run like bugs in the sun
See how they lie
I'm stylin'

Standing on the corner
Waiting for the am-bu-lance

Sasha Baron Cohen
Imitating Borat
Fooled the etiquette consultant into being lewd

They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you

Camping, vamping, campfire stamping
Sexist little Boy Scouts in a row
Mean little churls, excluding all the girls, see how they fall
I'm stylin'

I'm sty-lin', I'm stylin'
I'm sty-lin'

Look at Michael Jackson
Hangin' babies out to dry

Stupid Aaron Spelling
Firing Hunter Tylo
Don't he understand that actresses get pregnant, too

They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you

Sitting in a crowded courtroom waiting for the judge
If the judge don't come we'll plead our case to
Nancy Grace on Court TV

They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you, sue-sue suin' you

Experts, sexperts, testifying
Just don't think they testify for you
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha

See how they ply, with hands to the sky
See how they cry
I'm stylin'

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hidin' in his ivory tower

Takin' on the Sav-On
Stupid petty drugstore
Sellin' role-specific toys to brainwash girls and boys

They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-suin' you, sue-sue suin' you
Sue-sue, sue-suin', sue-sue sue-suin' you

Moolah, moolah, stick it in my coolah
Got some, got some, ev'rybody's got some
Moolah, moolah, stick it in my coolah
Got some, got some, ev'rybody's got some

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John Barry - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Gloria, in excelsis sue-o.
Old Man Ribber - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - Mike Huchabee describes Gloria as tannede by the light of flashbulbs. Thanks for this one. ;D
Rob Arndt - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember her from that movie "Rat Race"!!!
AFW - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Aah yes...Glorious Gloria..Mouthpiece for the Moneybunch..good truth spoof
Porfle Popnecker - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! That reminds me, I need to watch "Rat Race" again.

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