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Song Parodies -> "Grease Grease Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Grease Grease Me"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I added an extra verse and chorus.
Last night I took her to the drive-in
The skeeters there were really thrivin'

Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Grease grease me, whoa yeah
Like I grease you

This bug repellant's hard to spread, girl
Please help me put some on my head, girl

Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Grease grease me, whoa yeah
Like I grease you

You may think it's unexciting
But you know these bugs are biting my ass (bite my ass)
I do all the spreading for you
So the bugs aren't heading, for you
Whoa yeah, why won't you help me, too

You don't need me to show you where, love
Just rub some on my derriere, love

Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Grease grease me, whoa yeah
Like I grease you

I don't wanna sound complaining
But you know these bugs are draining my blood (drain my blood)
I do all the greasing on you
Now the bugs aren't feasting, on you
Whoa yeah, my butt is black and blue

Last night I took her to the drive-in
Now she's the only one survivin'

Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Come on (come on), come on (come on)
Grease grease me, whoa yeah
Like I grease you
(Me) whoa yeah, like I grease you
(Me) whoa yeah, like I grease you

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Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about the musical "Grease." But it wasn't. That was really weird...
Rob Arndt - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, this title kinda scared me a bit not knowing what kinda grease was gonna be used!!! Anyway, 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
And to think I just watched GREASE again last week and it didn't even occur to me to parody any of those songs until you guys mentioned it!
John Barry - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I got a buzz from this.

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