Song Parodies -> "First Grade Again, Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Strawberry Fields Forever"

Original Performer:

"First Grade Again, Forever"

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The Lyrics

Hope I get this down
Cause I'm going through
First grade again
Bye bye old friend
I'll write you if I learn to read
First grade again, forever

Learning is hard if your I.Q.
Is ten points lower than your age
It's tough to understand a book when you can't make out
The freakin' number of the page

Hope I get this down
Cause I'm going through
First grade again
Bye bye old friend
I'll write you if I learn to read
First grade again, forever

Nothing I think is in my brain
And if there was, it didn't stay
That is I can't, you know, spell "cat", but it's all right
Cause I don't have one anyway

Hope I get this down
Cause I'm going through
First grade again
Bye bye old friend
I'll write you if I learn to read
First grade again, forever

Always think the answer is "three"
Every time I'm adding two and two
I do the homework but she says that it's all wrong
I guess my dad is stupid, too

Hope I get this down
Cause I'm going through
First grade again
Bye bye old friend
I'll write you if I learn to read
First grade again, forever
First grade again, forever
First grade again, forever

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Elementary, my dear Watson - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment

It's not all bad, first grade forever. Free access to all the yummy paste you can eat.

Rob Arndt - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Kindergarten wasn't so bad either- finger painting, access to an inside toilet, and who could complain about a milk & cookie break followed by "nap time"?!

Porfle Popnecker - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment

I wanted to learn how to read so I could read my comic books. After that I had no more use for school.

Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Porfle - Nice. It actually took me 34 years to get out of middle school. I guess it technically doesn't count because I was the music teacher. ;D

Porfle Popnecker - September 02, 2011 - Report this comment

That's okay, I think the teachers are supposed to get held back.

Wendy Christopher - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Nice job once again, Porfle! 555 :^)

Porfle Popnecker - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks!

Dr. Spencer - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the trip down memory lane, my first grade teacher wanted to adopt me!!! Ma was sure upset over that scandal and, of course, I loved my teacher. Boy, she was IT back then and used to hold me every chance she got! Dear God, I hope my wife doesn't read this!!! Porfle my boy, you're gonna get me into trouble! I rated this LOTS!!!

Porfle Popnecker - September 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Much obliged. You were lucky, my first grade teacher was a psycho! I made sure to get all A's just to get away from her.

Rob Arndt - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment

PP, the more I read of your stuff the more I love it!!! As I fade away here due to disease, it is nice to know that you will continue on with good productivity and humourous stuff!!! I wanna read your Blog too but am too sick right now. My only request- could your please write about any weapon system or aircraft? I specialize in those areas and lots of my content deal with the Third Reich and world military weapon systems and aircraft. So far in 5 months I have never encountered anyone like me (and never will). But maybe you could find something humourous to write aboutm that I would like. BTW, are you still into comics and/or graphic novels? I am and still collect Mad Magazine after 38 yrs!!!

Porfle Popnecker - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Wow, Rob, thanks for the kind words and encouragement! I really appreciate it. As for weapons, aircraft, etc. all I know is what I've seen in the movies so I'm unable to write about them with any knowledge or authority. I've always loved comics and grew up reading MAD too. I like the old comics the best, especially the WII era and Silver Age stuff. I have a book about the history of MAD that's a fascinating read and brought back a lot of childhood memories.

Ken Green - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment

First Grade was a bad grade for me. This gross girl used to stuff all sorts of things in her mouth and tried to stuff them in mine! Can't help but wonder where she is now or what she became in life??? Porfle, great song and topic! Oh, I read MAD too- who didn't back then???

Porfle Popnecker - September 04, 2011 - Report this comment

It sounds like that girl may have grown up to be a carnival geek. Speaking of MAD, one of the things I remember most about it were the song parodies. I guess that's what got a lot of us started coming up with our own.

Glen S - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Very funny idea Porf. You made it work really well with the OS. Loved the whole 'I can't, you know, spell "cat"' stanza

Porfle Popnecker - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Glad you liked it!

Lifeliver - November 11, 2012 - Report this comment

Just randomed this to find your usual fertile brain at work and added the 5s for you, that's the one after 4. LLOL'd at 'I guess my dad is stupid too'. No first-grade dropout you! Haven't seen much from you lately, please hit us with more when you get the chance.

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