Song Parodies -> "Bachmann in the U.S.S.R."

Original Song Title:

"Back in the U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

"Bachmann in the U.S.S.R."

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The Lyrics

Candidate Bachmann recently made reference to the threat posed by the U.S.S.R.. One can only wonder why the threat posed by the Persian Empire was not mentioned.

Flew in from the heartland on my corporate jet
Had to do my Christian thing
Packed up all my speeches and my talking points
My brain’s all I forgot to bring

I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

They went out of business 20 years ago
Must have missed the news that day
Watching all those foster kids is quite a chore
Besides, I need some time to pray

I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.
Bachmann in the U.S.
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

Well I may have screwed up on Elvis’ birth
Some facts are hard to find
But neo-cons only love me more
Because it helps to prove I’m out of my mmmmmind

Take me North to Concord with the mountains white
Let me do my Tea-bag spin
Lookin’ for a statue of that Paul Revere
Don’t even know what state I’m in

I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Maybe she should've asked Palin. Even she wasn't dumb enough to say, "You can see the Soviet Union from Alaska!"

Just When I Thought I've Seen It All - August 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin are the Lady Caca and Britney Spears of politics. NO sence at all. They are a disgrace to the female sex and an embarrasment to the U.S.A. "You've come a long way, baby" - NOT. If Bachmann really said what you're telling us, she is even dumber than I could imagine. What a ZERO!

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