Song Parodies -> "Dear Students"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

"Dear Students"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dear students
Won't you go out and play
Dear students
Ruin another's day

Cause I have had
Enough of you
I hate you and
Your parents too
Dear students, won't you go out and play

Dear students
Put away your phones
Dear students
Text your friends at home

While endlessly
You yak away
You haven't got
A thing to say
Dear students, won't you put away your phones

Put 'em down, down
Put 'em down, down, down
Put 'em dow-ow-ow-own

Dear students
Won't you crack a book
Dear students
It wouldn't hurt to look

You fart away
Your time in school
Now you'll grow up
To be a fool
Dear students, it won't hurt to crack a book

Dear students
Lemme get outta here
Dear students
I could use a beer

Your parents must
Live in a zoo
They're idiots
And so are you
Dear students, won't you go out and play

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Glen S - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Again, great use of a song with sparse lyrics, again great 'point of view of' parody, and, again, good idea for the song. My wife's a teacher, which heightened the funny of this.

Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for giving it a passing grade!

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