Song Parodies -> "I Eat"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

"I Eat"

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The Lyrics

Never waste food.

Who knows how long I've eaten
The food is now beaten
I'm still gonna eat at all cost
So the food will not be tossed

So I will always eat meat
As long I take a seat
But it never really mattered
As the fish is still tattered

I'll keep on eating right now and then
Don't stop me if you can
You've already have fruits in a can
Don't stop me if you can

And at last my gut is full
My stomach have been pulled
But why are you making a fuss
There's no reason for you to cuss
For the things I do to clean up the plate
As I will eat
I eat

Just keep on eating, no matter what happens I'm still eating!

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Wendy Christopher - August 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Do you have your government-issued 'food bins' in the US yet, like we do in the UK? Yep, we have to seperate our food waste from the rest of our household rubbish now, or be PUNISHED BY DEATH! Well no, not really, but... if we don't the government will definitely give us very frowny looks... anyway, I liked this one :^)

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