Song Parodies -> "You Won't Eat Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Won't See Me"

Original Performer:

"You Won't Eat Me"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Now the meal's begun
I'm on your plate
This could be such fun
Oh, I can't wait

But you turn away
And grab a fish filet
And I'll be thrown away
If you won't eat me
(You won't eat me)

Now I know that you
Don't care for greens
You prefer a stew
Or pork and beans

Well, I can't compete
With seasoned taco meat
And I'm a doggy treat
If you won't eat me
(You won't eat me)

Meal after meal, you refuse to even taste me
I wouldn't mind, but it seems a shame to waste me

Yes, I know I'm green
And widely jeered
And my slimy sheen
Is kind of weird

But I'm not so bad
I taste good to your Dad
And I'll be cold and sad
If you won't eat me
(You won't eat me)

Meal after meal, I am forced to go the distance
Still you refuse, to acknowledge my existence

All the fries are gone
The ketchup, too
Yet I linger on
I'm turning blue

Yes, I feel so blue
I'm hardly fit to chew
And I can't be, in you
If you won't eat me
(You won't eat me)

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Agrimorfee - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment

An inverse, anthropomorphic answer to Weird Al's "Eat It"! 555 calories.

Porfle Popnecker - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the savory score!

Mark Scotti - October 01, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I'm "green' with envy over this creative 'veggie" tale!

Blaydeman - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good job! I still think you have more potential, but this is solid. Good parody, good parody.

Porfle Popnecker - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, M & B!

Abbott Skelding - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Reminds me of my "Some Kind of Vegetable" parody...and I actually eat all the "bad" stuff first, so that I can end my meal with the better tasting items. Nice work!

Porfle Popnecker - October 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, actually I love vegetables so it's never a problem for me!

bobpiecheese - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Amazing parody, especially considering what you had to work with. Would've been awesome to find out what food was singing the whole time, but that's me. 555!

Matthias - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

I totally picture one of those Muppet cabbage heads singing this song. Hilarious parody!

D-Mon - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) I'd like secnds please.

Porfle Popnecker - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments! I had something like spinach or turnip greens in mind when I wrote it.

Below Average Dave - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment

This was a twisted parody Porfle, surely the title lead me to think you were heading the zombie route or somewhere in the wide array of cannibalism, but the idea of a depressed food cause it won't be eaten is right up my alley of insanity, and naturally I loved it. . .my favorite by you yet, despite its simplicity, its just a very funny idea and well executed to a classic song.

Porfle Popnecker - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks!

Glen S - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Good 'from the point of view of' parody Porfle. I did a few of those back in the day, and I've been wanting to do more Beatles songs recently. Also, good to see the lesser done RUBBER SOUL songs getting attention. Made me laugh. Enjoyed all of the triple rhyme couplets especially.

Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment

I'm glad you liked it!

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