In defense, in the cold war
Built these craft, to go to sea
But the pilot couldn't drive
Any of these submarines
So he sailed into some rocks
And annoyed, the M.O.D
And they asked, why the tea boy
Drove our nuclear submarine

He cannot drive the nuclear submarine
The nuclear submarine, the nuclear submarine
No-one can drive the nuclear submarine
The nuclear submarine, the nuclear submarine

HMS, Trafalger whacked
Lots of rocks and stuff, on the map
And it's course, it didn't change

They have broken our nuclear submarine
our nuclear submarine, our nuclear submarine
No-one can drive the nuclear submarine
The nuclear submarine, the nuclear submarine

Now the captains been released
He's been given the glasses he needs
Skye in view, and rocks are seen
Still wrecked that damn submarine

they've written off the nuclear submarine
The nuclear submarine, the nuclear submarine
No-one can drive the nuclear submarine
The nuclear submarine, the nuclear submarine