Song Parodies -> "The Melancholy of Hal Jordan's Fears"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, Goodbye"

Original Performer:

"The Melancholy of Hal Jordan's Fears"

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The Lyrics

In the Silver Age, the Green Lantern has a weakness so ridiculous that the creators might have been high when they came up with it. Yellow? Really? Somewhere in Sesame Street, Big Bird is laughing...

But then again the original Green Lantern is weak against wood!

It's a mess, I say d'oh
I just stop and I say no, no, no
Yellow
I see yellow and I say oh no
Yellow, yellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
It's not mellow
Mellow, mellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow

It's not right, it's so low
I can't fight, and it's just f**king blow
Ho, ho
It's not alright and I must mellow
Mellow, mellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow
Yellow, yellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do I hate yellow
Yellow, low, low, low, low

Whoa, whoa
It's not alright 'cuz I hate yellow
Yellow, yellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow
Yellow, yellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow
Yellow, yellow
I don't know why I hate yellow
I hate yellow
Yellow

Yella, yella, yelloa
Yella, yella, yelloa

*fades*

Hal Jordan: Hey that wasn't funny, I got beaten many times because of this you know!

Max Power: Maybe if you haven't froze whenever a color shows up, you'd make a slightly more credibly superhero in the 1960s.

Hal Jordan: Shut up! I'm allergic to lemons, it's not funny!

Big Bird: Hey guys, what's up?

Hal Jordan: *piss his pants* Stay away from me!

Narrator: Too bad this hilariously ridiculous weakness was gone for some time, it was fun while it lasted!

Max Power: Indeed it was!

Alan Scott: Someone just stabbed me with a wooden spoon...

Anyway, where can I find a lemon ice cream? I bet if I steal some gold, Hal Jordan won't be able to stop me XD

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? - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Lol this was ok I was thinking about you today for some reason...

Michael Pacholek - February 25, 2011 - Report this comment

The parody was very good, but, in case you forgot, Hal Jordan was "a man without fear." Note that Jordan preceded Daredevil (a.k.a. "The Man Without Fear") by 5 years, although Daredevil #1 did come out at almost exactly the same time the Beatles arrived here, February 1964. A year which ended with the release of the film "Goldfinger." So while James Bond stopped Goldfinger, and Matt Murdock might have, Hal Jordan might have had a problem with it. "Do you expect me to be afraid?" "Noooo, Meester Jordan, I expect you to die!"

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